ivegottobethere:

ima-ho-ho-ho:

rneerkat:

snapfox:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

ahndja:

neybooto:

the best feeling in the world is when your teacher says “these essays/papers sucked” and getting yours back with a “nice work!” and a lil smiley bc success is so much sweeter when you know others have failed 

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samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

darksprawn:

Once a boy named Jeremy called me ugly and said a girl shouldn’t play pokemon at summer camp so I traded his precious sceptile and aggron to my pokemon game while he wasn’t looking and listened to him cry to the camp counselors

I sat through a camp meeting where they were kindly asking whoever did it to return Jeremy’s pokemon but no

He needed to suffer

eracist:

I hate when people transfer to my school and become popular no that’s bullshit I’ve been here for 12 years screw u

verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.